Animal Soap Opera EXCLUSIVE

You saw it here first, folks.



Footage: BBC
Music: Battles, Ice Cream

Fauna loves flora

KUDOS: Ninja Cat - Inception Remix

I give credit where credit is due. This is a superb music match for the "Ninja Cat" viral video from a while ago. Check it:

Eagles'll Knife Ya

Oh. Shit.

Looks like Patsy the Goat didn't settled her debt as planned. Well, that just... Makes. Tony Spaghetti's. Day.

He's the muscle in this town and he keeps things in order, if you know what I'm saying. Ten large goes missing? Tony's ready to get down to business. And when Tony means business, you best bring a briefcase and stapler. But I'll leave what he'll do with those Office Depot products up to your imagination.

Silly goats never learn.

Monkeys like Margaritas

Left town for the weekend? I hope you padlocked the gate to your pool. Because chances are, the Monkeys have already invited all their friends over, sniffed out your hidden stash of Bacardi Breezers, and defecated all over your lawn. "Too much" just isn't in their vocabulary. Partly because they're monkeys and don't speak english - but mostly because of their severe addiction problems. And when things get going... let's just say that what happens at the pool party, stays at the pool party.

Forbidden Friendship

In public, Cat and Rat rarely cross paths. And when they do, things can get ugly. Hissing, scurrying, attacking... their friends actually have a running bet on the exact date that Cat will finally catch Rat and eat him. Yes, it's the typical Cat-Rat antagonism.

OR SO THEY WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE.

Behind closed doors, things are different. It's a dangerous friendship, but these kindred spirits are making it work. Unlikely friends? Maybe. But true bosom buddies always find a way to... just hang out.

Octopus still loves Shark

Octopus and Shark were in love, once. It was a turbulent affair - and like most turbulent affairs, the end was messy. Octopus tried to forget and even began to find joy in simple things again - like children's choirs and blockbuster comedies. But then, months later, they ran into each other at a party. It was awkward.

So Octopus ate Shark.